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Columns, poems, tales, music, movies and more from Mark and friends

Politics & Current Affairs

I Never Promised You a Joe Pardon

Programming note: Tonight, Tuesday, I'll be here with another episode of our brand new Tale for Our Time. Tomorrow, Wednesday, we'll have a post-inaugural Clubland Q&A with questions from Steyn Club members live around the planet at 3pm North American Eastern - which is 8pm Greenwich Mean Time/9pm Central European. Hope you can swing by. ~Nice to see the wife of one of the most heroically heroic figures in American history belatedly waking up to the realisation that her hubby's no Jim Biden but just some schlub off the boat from Odessa who got played for a sucker by Mister Ten Per Cent: OK, I changed my mind. These pardons were worth it just so I could see Rachel Vindman throw a tantrum over not getting one. pic.twitter.com/HFzUmgaaZh — ...

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Politics & Current Affairs

The Don's Early Light

The "peaceful transfer of power" finally ends...

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Mann vs Steyn

A Small Victory...

An Inaugural Eve update from the DC Superior Court...

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Steyn's Song of the Week

Waltzing Matilda

Mark celebrates Banjo Paterson and a lyric that's all but incomprehensible yet nevertheless captures the spirit of a great nation - with bonus romantic francophone version

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Rick's Flicks

Office Space: Jean Negulesco's The Best of Everything

Rick McGinnis on Hope Lange and Suzy Parker in The Best of Everything...

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On the Town

How Now, Browned Cow?

Mark suffers from a surfeit of prostitutes, plays highlights from The Jacques Brel Songbook and The Mrs O'Leary Songbook, and offers a glass-half-empty Sinatra Sextet...

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Ten Years Ago

The Baronesses Won't Save You

We don't need inquiries; we need action...

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Laura's Links

A Higher Price

Laura Rosen Cohen rounds up the Internet...

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The Mark Steyn Audio Show

Sneering Prat Alert

Mark answers your questions on a variety of topics from the UK Government's Covid inquiry and the California wildfires to the next Prime Minister of Canada and rape as a weapon of war...

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Clubland Q&A

Live Around the Planet: Wednesday January 15th

Mark takes questions from Steyn Club members around the planet...

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Politics & Current Affairs

An Imam at the Inaugural

One more reason why Trump should have taken Steyn's advice...

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Politics & Current Affairs

It's Paedos All the Way Down

The peoples of the west are taking on the psychological condition of battered wives...

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Politics & Current Affairs

Of Paedos and Policemen

Steyn on the rotten state of Oldham...

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A Clubman's Notes

"The Euthanasia People"

Here we go with Part Four of our latest audio diversion, and our first foray into the oeuvre of Robert Hugh Benson. Lord of the World is a work of speculative fiction from 1907 about the western world in the early twenty-first century - and Mr Benson got an awful lot of things right. Thank you for all your kind comments on the early installments of this tale. Annie, a Texas member of The Mark Steyn Club, writes: I am so excited you are reading this book! I have read it twice, the second time as my selection when it was my turn to host my book club last year. Anyway, I will be very curious as to how LOTW is received by the MSC, as it is very Catholic. I think it's a fascinating book, and its prescience is remarkable. Well, I don't know ...

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A Clubman's Notes

A Windowless Train to Brighton

Welcome to the third installment of our brand new Tale for Our Time, a most far-sighted novel, written by Robert Hugh Benson and published in 1907...

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A Clubman's Notes

An American in Irkutsk

Welcome to Part Two of Lord of the World, our latest audio adventure in Tales for Our Time and our first venture into the work of Robert Hugh Benson, a favourite of at least two popes...

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A Clubman's Notes

Getting Here from There

Welcome to the sixty-eighth audio adventure in our series Tales for Our Time - and our first foray into the work of Robert Hugh Benson. Lord of the World is a far-sighted novel of 1907 looking ahead to the world of the early twenty-first century. Which is to say, right now...

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Steyn's Song of the Week

Goldfinger

Mark celebrates John Barry, 007's composer and the man who invented "spy music"...

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The Mark Steyn Show

A Palsied Limb of Nature's Frame

After President Trump's suggestion that the United States should buy Greenland, Mark reads the greatest of all poems on the subject...

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On the Town

Tender in Limbo

On this week's edition of Mark Steyn on the Town Mark celebrates a Broadway legend, an Italian composer and some Caribbean limbo. Plus: when Frank met Elvis!

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Steyn's Song of the Week

Love Me Tender

The biggest hit song supposedly written by Elvis...

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The Mark Steyn Audio Show

Christmas Eve Lessons and Carols

A SteynOnline tradition: our annual presentation of ancient scripture and brand new versions of favourite carols, from various members of the Steyn Show musical family...

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A Clubman's Notes

Snowed In on the 11.37

Welcome to the sixty-seventh audio adventure in our series Tales for Our Time - and the first of this year's Yuletide capers - Mystery in White, a "Christmas crime story" from 1937 by Jefferson Farjeon, scion of an eminent family, as Mark notes in his introduction, that has given us, among other delights, the definitive Rip van Winkle, a ditty about the Royal Family, and a global pop hit. Part One.

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Tales for Our Time

The Prisoner of Windsor

A remote fantastical kingdom far from Europe's chancelleries of power... An unpopular monarch on the eve of his coronation... A ruling class of plotters and would-be usurpers... ...and a gentleman adventurer on holiday. No, not Ruritania in the nineteenth century, but the United Kingdom in the twenty-first...

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